In honor of today being Earth Day (andsince TSDiveDani on Twitter made me think of it) I dug back into the e-mail archives and found a copy of Topfive.com’s Top 15 Worst Ways to Celebrate World Environment Day. (please don’t flame, it’s for humor’s sake).
The Top 15 Bad Ways to Celebrate World Environment Day
15> Lemur kabobs for everyone!
14> Set up a booth at the nearest mall called “The Wonderful World of Natural Fertilizer.”
13> Issue a proclamation thanking lesser-developed nations for their unquestioning acceptance of leaky metal oil drums.
12> Same as always — watchin’ the game, drinkin’ a Bud.
11> Barbecue some California Condor wings and Snow Tiger steaks over a Styrofoam cup bonfire.
10> Have a swim in the water tank like those hotties from “Petticoat Junction.”
9> Use Quaker State, Jack Daniels and some pigeons to perform a re-creation of the Exxon Valdez disaster in the town fountain.
8> Forget the hug — give that maple in your backyard some hot monkey love.
7> Spray-paint a giant mural depicting the loss of the ozone layer.
6> Release Linda Tripp back into the wild.
5> Bring attention to the issue of erosion by cutting the bands holding back Cher’s face.
4> Left hand: weed whacker; Right hand: leaf blower.
3> Stay up all night doing Jaegermeister shots with Captain Hazelwood.
2> Observe a moment of silence after re-filling your new Ford Behemoth SUV’s gas tank.
and Topfive.com’s Number 1 Bad Way to Celebrate World Environment Day…
1> 800 cans of hairspray. One senior prom. Any questions?