[Marital Status] Married. It will be six months on the 13th.
[Shoe size] 7 1/2 to 8, all depends.
[Parents still together] Legally.
[Siblings] A younger sister.
[Pets] Nope, and unless She lets me get my emu I probably never will.
[Color] Chrome and/or red.
[Number] 3.14159. Oh ok, fine you want a real number… 11001001.
[Animal] Anything exotic.
[Drinks] Pop, water (sometimes).
[Soda] Cherry Coke, and Diet Dr. Pepper.
[Book] A series by W.E.B. Griffin about the OSS (precursor to the CIA) during World War II. I think it’s the “Men of Honor” series, but I’m not sure. “Last Heros” is the first book.
[Color your hair?] No
[Twirl your hair?] When I was a kid and had longer hair I used to.
[Have tattoos?] NOOOOO! Needles = OUCHHH!
[Have Piercings?] No way.
[Cheat on tests/homework?] Not so much cheat. I mostly tended to cut the deadlines quite close. Like in 5th grade, we had to write a Civil War newspaper and read them out loud to the class. I was still typing mine while the rest of the class was giving their presentations.
[Like roller coasters?] Absolutely! It’s been too long since I’ve been to an amusement park.
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] For myriad reasons, yes. I hate snow.
[Want more piercings?] Oh sure, I think a belly button ring would be just what I need to spice things up a little.
[Like cleaning?] NOOOOO!!! I like grocery shopping MUCH, MUCH less though. So I’ll take the cleaning.
[Write in cursive or print?] Print and Braille.
[Own a web cam?] Nope
[Know how to drive?] Knowing and being legally allowed to are completely separate things… So far, no one’s been foolish to hand me their keys for that purpose.
[Own a cell phone?] Yes. It’s my only phone. We currently do not have a landline.
Ever get off the &%$# computer?] Not likely.
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] Can’t really remember. Some pushing and shoving, but I’m not sure it’s ever come to punches.
[Considered a life of crime?] Only when the checking account balance matches the subzero temperatures outside. Even then not seriously.
[Considered being a hooker?] That’s my backup plan if this 911 thing doesn’t work out.
[Lied to someone?] Sadly, yes. I hated it when I did.
[Been in love?] Yep, and I still am.
[Made out with JUST a friend?] Nah, don’t think so.
[Been in lust?] hmmm, yeah, I’m sure I have.
[Used someone] Probably.
[Been used?] Probably.
[Been cheated on?] I don’t believe so.
[Kicked someone in the %$#?] Yes, yes I have. Only when defending a woman’s honor I assure you.
[Stolen anything?] Ok, you’ve caught me. I did it. I stole the Crown Jewels of London. MEHAHAHAHAHA Try and catch me fools!
[Held a gun] Yes
[Current clothing] Pants and a turtle neck.
[Current mood] so-so
[Current taste] Morning breath
[What you currently smell like] A bright, sunny spring morning. Or perhaps not.
[Current hair] It’s hair. It needs to be cut. What more do you want?
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Figuring out why my Asterisk PBX isn’t working right, debugging a database, writing a data backup script, fixing a data entry form, prepping for a meeting this afternoon…
[Current cd in stereo] There isn’t a CD in my stereo. I usually listen to music on the computer.
[Last book you read] “Against All Enemies” by Richard Herman Jr.
[Last movie you saw] “The Lion, The Witch, and The Wardrobe.”
[Last thing you ate] Popcorn last night.
[Last person you talked to on the phone] A customer
[Do drugs?] Only Ibu Profin and ones that have been prescribed for me.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] I’ll get back to you.
[Remember your first love?] Yeah
[Still love him/her?] No
[Read the newspaper?] When I must. Usually the inability of our local paper to master elementary school gramatical concepts enrages me to the point where I can no longer stand to be in the same room as my computer.
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Family members
[Believe in miracles?] Darn right
[Do well in school?] Ha. No. I do much better with hands on learning, or learning from a book when I need to figure something new out. College and I did not agree.
[Wear hats] Only if it is absolutely freezing outside.
[Hate yourself?] No. I am, at times, discontented with the direction my life is going, but that’s only because I am impatient and can’t see God’s plan.
[Have an obsession?] Does finding a new job count?
[Collect anything?] Radio and computer equipment.
[Have a best friend?] Yes I do.
[Close friends?] Several.
[Like your handwriting?] I’m indifferent
[Care about looks] Yes, I want to look presentable, but that’s about all I care about.
[First crush] Oh who knows. There were so many crushes.
[First kiss] This girl named Katy in Kindergarden. That one probably doesn’t count, so “C” in 9th grade.
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] Yeah, it happens to some people.
[Do you believe in “the one?”] Absolutely. I was blessed enough to find her.
[Too shy to make the first move?] Most of the time, yes.
ARE U A
[sarcastic] Never. Not a chance.
[Angel] Sure, but my halo is out for repair. I’ve been told I’ll get it back the second Tuesday of next week.
[Devil] Try not to be.
[Shy] In large groups, or with people I don’t know well.
[Talkative] When I get going on a subject, it’s hard to stop. I need a mute button, or a gong, or something.