Wow. Do I really displace so much air when I walk that the simple act of crossing the threshold into my bathroom is enough to cause the door to close? See, the walls of this house are, aparently, crooked and our bathroom door has a mind of it’s own. So bumping the door can make it close. Fine, I’m cool with that. However, if I’m displacing that much air when I move, it is time to consider Oreo Cookie Diet(TM) Shanti.